Scuba diving and politics don't mix.

Holy shit, someone hasn't been updating this...

And that someone is me!

Yeah, sorry lady and gentleman, I've been busy. Art school and all that shit.

Summer Sanders. Anyone remember that chick? She was an Olympic Gold Medalist swimmer who went on to host Nickelodeon's 1997 Smash hit "Figure it Out." Why would I bring up something like this? Clearly you haven't been reading this bullshit from the beginning.

In other news... Well, ok, there is no other news. I'm pushing myself to update this thing while not doing my "Life Drawing" final. There you have it, folks. Hans Strongo is all about his fan(s) and irresponsible at the same time. Like you couldn't figure the last one out.

Semester is over in about two weeks. Expect updates more frequently, and MAYBE, just maybe.. Something special in the near future. For now, I'm going to get back to watching Lifetime movies, which is the only place you can find Shannon Doherty since Rose McGowan took her spot on Charmed. Or was that the other chick? Not Sam from "Who's the Boss?" but there's another chick. Is it Courney Cox? Was she on Charmed?

Another stunning revelation: Hans Strongo does not watch Charmed regularly enough. We're just breaking down the barriers here today! I guess I owe it to ye faithful few who visit this page every day, hoping to satiate that nagging Strongo fix. To keep up with all these dark secrets revealed, I can't make a cursive "Z" or "Q" and don't plan to ever learn. Third grade was trying enough without having to absorb that jazz.

In entertainment news: "There Will Be Blood" wasn't that great. It was as if the title was reassurance to those curious parties who didn't bother with it in theaters. Much to the dismay of haematophiliacs everywhere, the aforementioned blood was scant at best. It may have been because I wasn't paying much attention, or that it really sucked as much as I thought, but yeah, don't waste your time, money, or hard drive space on these garbages.

Alright, I feel like I've fulfilled my obligation. To all of you read this thing, leave a fucking comment or something. Sheesh, talk about lack of motivation...